And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next 6 weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oskar who got stung by a bee, right on the lip, and we couldn’t even talk to each other until the 6th week because both of our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking, he only spoke in Polish and I only know like 3 words in Polish except now I know 4 because Oskar told me the Polish for lip- Ousta!
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LARRY THE CUMCUMBER HOLY —— MY CHILDHOOD…!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Your friends all laughed…usta?